Wednesday 28 March 2012

WCP Tickets Now On Sale!

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kapila is a crappy soccer player. He might make the huskies, but that is as far as he will go with his soccer career. Also wanted to point out that making the huskies is not that hard. Sorry buddy but you arn't that good and you lack the ability to be a pro player. Too slow, poor decision making, and definately some issues with your ability to move the ball down the field.

-God of War

Anonymous said...

Not much to report from the world of WCP today; some slight news... nothing earth shattering.

1. Rumors are speculating that the guy beaking Kaps, actually wants to ask Kaps out on a date but doesn't have the courage to do so. Who can blame the guy, he posts trash anonymously and in his mind he thinks that he can play for the Huskies. I spoke with the Huskie coach Bryce Chapman and asked him if God of War was on the roster or a prospect for the 2012 season, and Chapman replied with a stern look of disbelief; Who is the God of War? A nobody.

2. Due to his recent introduction to the WCP blog, Kapila has been spotted randomly kicking garbage cans at the Saskatoon Soccer Centre during his breaks at work. Occasionally he is spot throwing punches at the wall...when questioned about his rather peculiar behavior, Kapila replied "I am starting a fight club so I can toughen up" as tiny tears rolled down his cheeks. All the best Kapila, add some chin ups to your regiment and you should be fine.

3. Rumors continue to swirl around the Afghan camp. Is Chico injured, or is it just a coy to make Laos feel that the tournament's most marketable sensation is on the sideline. Inside sources are saying that Chico's new line of clothing, Chicolicious, is set to release at the same time as the Laos game and therefore Chico has his priorities on off the field matters first. Speculation is that the next Chicolicious ad campaign will air any day now, as Chico once again rubs shoulders with some of the biggest names in sports as they represent his brand.

4. Perennial Nominee for back up keeper of the year, Flava Flavs, is ready to step in between the pipes for Greece. Gifted by the gloves crafted from the spear of Achilles, Flavs believes that he will have a shut out every single match. Sources also say that the God of War, Apollo, will be playing along side Flavs to make sure that nothing gets past him. Much like the 1990's movie sensation the Angel's in the Outfield... the Greeks will have the Gods on their side.

5. A rumored strip off between Anibal and Bart may have to be postponed. Demand for tickets to watch the contest have sky rocketed, and WCP organizers do not know how to meet the present demand. Due to his excitement of the event, Kevin has generously donated a fog machine and strobe light to Bart, the Polish Playboi, in hopes that he retains his title as the "Most Scandalous Stripper at the WCP".


Hopefully Chico's media team airs the newest ad to the blog, to inject some life back to this page.

Julio

Anonymous said...

1. Rumors are speculating that Julio who recently switched teams from ES to ROI is going to get beat by nemerous players who have more skill.

2. Julio has been chirping and telling numerous wcp cup committee members that he will win the golden boot, but what he fails to remember is that he is a nonbody and Collins is only using him to fill the void on defense. Someone has to get made an example of, so why not Julio FOOLIO.

3. Julio claims that he is the best defender in the tournament and has recently went down to CBC NEWS trying to get his name out there only to be laughed at. Julio went home crying. A source within the news station also noticed that Julio had pooped his pants on the way out because the smell coming from him was enough to evacuate the buidling. Some people are hoping Collins gets him a few dipers before he plays on Friday as he might shit himself again and the smell may chase all of the fans away. Other sources have told me that he was wearing white pants which quickly turned brown while he was on his way out of the building.

Keep it classy Regina. More news to follow.

-God of War

Anonymous said...

God Of War... you sound bitter and hurt. You sound like your one of the few prime targets that I have chirped. It's not Bart as he has the balls to post with his name... it's not Dufus as he is too stubborn to leave his own blog. It only leads a handful of sources and there's speculation to who you are... and if we are right... don't you worry bud... there's a few more chirps coming your way.

God of War.. first you chirp Kaps, now you chirp me using my own method of mimicking Dufus (shows a lack of creativity as you also copied the end line from anchor man), and how many numerous anonymous post did you leave before you decided to make a fake tag?
You must be low in the courage department there pal.. but hey you keep the dream alive.

I am just disappointed that you couldn't atleast add some Kapila news in there? Like no depth to your breaking news... it was rather bland to be honest.

Julio

Soheil Summers said...

Yes it's true, he hurt himself. We are still waiting for the doctors final verdict on if he can play or not, but things aren't looking too good right now.

Summers

Anonymous said...

When I read the post for God of War it have a strong resemblance to something Bryce Chapman would say.
I am just going to go out on a limb here, and say it. God of War is Jordian "Chico" Farahani!

Anonymous said...

Julio, God of War has clearly got under your skin. Keep up the good work God. Ha ha. You sound irrited. Ha ha mocking your style is hilarious. Your method of mimicking is not unique Julio. Ha ha. Have a good day SMELLY POOP PANTS Julio.

Anonymous said...

Not under my skin, as we all know it's Chico. So if anyone got under his skin it was me! So I was busy doing other things and didn't feel to elaborate more... Yet again it's an anonymous post so it was probably Chico just trying to back up his last post.

Julio

Anonymous said...

Julio has clearly got no life. This guy has posts absolutely everywhere. This guy clearly has no friends or anyone that would like to hang out with him. Must be nice to sit on your computer all day and try and get some fame blogging. Julio is a real winner ...

Anonymous said...

Wow!!! Alot to address once again on the WCP blog.

First to the poster complaining about Collins comparing himself to Beckham, you are right there is no comparison. Collins is actually much better! The movie Bend it Like Beckham was actually a screenplay titled 'Curve it like Collins' after Beck's fellow, but superior free kick artist. Unfortunately producers were unable to come to a contract agreement with Collins' agent and they had to settle for the 2nd best in the world at the time and change the title. It is unfortunate as the movie could have been much more successful, with Collins onfield notoriety as well as the success he has attained from this blog. God of War is in the works with a sequel called Chip it like Chico, as Chico has vowed to chip every keeper in his path 3 times per game after watching Messi chip the keeper twice vs Bayer Leverkusen. With God of War's: exceptional writing skills, ability to develop a storyline and world class sense of humor it will surely be a classic! Also, teams watch out as any free kicks awarded from within 40 yards will be an automatic goal if Collins steps up to take it. Outside of that range Julio may step up and put his close to 300 pounds into the shot. If you are in the wall, watch out!!!!

Also did I read wrong, or did God of War actually basically call Julio a poopy pants? That is a very clever chirp, I remember the first time I heard it from Jennie B in my grade 1 class. It hurt then (still stings a little actually) and I'm sure Julio is feeling the pain now. Julio, I do not respect your defecting ways, but my thoughts and prayers go out to you as you try to overcome the hurt from those masterful beaks.

How about the guy that ripped apart Collins' top 10 keeper selections only to say that he would never try to rate keepers? Then why berate a guys selections that did? What diff does it make what someone else thinks? I agreed with the selections as they were fairly obvious, but Flavs will be busting into the list next year with his Vulcan gloves, can't wait to see these bad boys!

Now onto the news of the day. The Anibal/Bart danceoff is really heating up,with news this evening that they don't care about ticket sales, if they can't find a venue they will be taking it to the streets like step up 3d. Bart was seen earlier today practicing a routine on the much larger light poles in the soccer centre parking lot. This will be a battle for the ages! I hope Anibal puts the work in, takes it seriously and gives him a run for his money.

Riggs

Anonymous said...

I know everybody loves God of War so keep it up buddy! Julio is an idiot and everyone knows that. Julio thinks that he is mocking Regina, but everybody knows that he is a clown. He acts like a little kids trying to get attention, but it's working backward. This is called the law of unintended consequences! Keep it classy Regina and don't argue with him because we all know that if we argue with an idiot, the idiot bring us down to his level!
Mr. Blog owner please post this even though Julio is playing for your team!

Message to Julio,

I don't have any sort of problem with you and you might be a good individual, but keep in mind that this is a public forum and you are really making a mockery of yourself buddy! I am all for the entertainment but lots of times you cross the line buddy.
P.S. I am not leaving my name because I know you will insult me on a daily basis as you have been insulting Bart and others. You might call it cowordness because I have explicitly called you and idiot but did not leave my name. But hey, I don't like to be insulted on a constant basis for ever!

Anonymous said...

LOTS to report from the world of WCP tonight ... earth shattering news ...


1. CBC late night news has announced that a mistake was made about Julio earlier in the day while visiting the news station. Julio was not wearing a white pair on pants, but a white pair of ladies panties which he had taken from his mom. Julio was trying to surprise his male lover Kapila whos favorite color is brown. Julio indeed pooped his pants, but only to change the color for his lover.

2. A rumored strip off between Anibal and Bart has official been cancelled. Reports are saying that Julio is actually taken over for the polish playboi and will now be wearing his BROWN PANTIES when the competition takes place. Kapila has decided to buy Julio a matching bra to go with his underwear. WCP organizers are pissed off because the popular polish playboi will not be featured in the competition, just a weirdo who likes brown ladies panties.

3. Rumors continue to swirl around the Afghan camp. Soheil Summers has signed Julio to a one year deal as the Afghan maskot. The contract has stated that Julio must wear his smelly panties around and try to chase the opposing team off the pitch with his awful stench.

4. A new nike video will be airing featuring Julio in his brown panties. Julio has decided he would like to to a dance for everyone to the barbie girl song.
"Come on barbie lets go party ..."

This is your late night report ... Keep it real Regina.

-God of War

Anonymous said...

hahaha i got to give it to you God of War for trying to rival the works of Julio. Unfortunately your puns are getting quite repetitive and all in all just terrible. So far im impressed that one of your balls have at least dropped and your able to change your name from anonymous to the enticing "God of War." To be honest I would have saved myself the embarrassment of such a stupid name and stuck with anonymous. Clearly you are jealous of all the notoriety that Julio is getting and are in need of some sort of recognition yourself. This confuses me as you want people to admire you, yet your still afraid to post your name. And for Julio, tossing pull ups into the regiment sure is helping.. hopefully i can reach an intimidating 150 come day one of the tournament. Also, im a little concerned for you when you come to Regina. The God of War seems to enjoy discussing you in your panties, and clearly is turned on by this strange 'pooping' fetish.

Kapila

Anonymous said...

For the most part the blog has bee a fail. Kevin works hard to create an event which brings together cultures and players, and the blogs turn into a grade seven hair pulling cat fight.

Good luck to all the players and teams. Play with passion skill and pride and enjoy the game that is so much bigger than you.

Anonymous said...

I think you guys fail to realize that this blog is a mere joke. Yet the majority of individuals take it way too seriously... if you have an opinion and you can't post your name behind it... it doesn't matter how you try to justify it to yourself... the opinion has no backing.... why are you going to criticize and then no be able to post your name?

I know quite well what the blog is, and I know quite well what is written. I also know exactly what to say to have guys like the God of War come out of the shadows and have his feelings hurt that all he does is post about me. Reality of the situation is that people take the blog extremely serious and believe everything that is written... I use that against you and make posts that will generate a reaction in order to give the blog some entertainment... ontop of that, I could care less what random individuals think that I can put my name behind the post... as at the end of the day... its a recreational soccer tournament... key word in that sentence is recreational soccer.

I'm supposedly a joke, and a fool and blah blah blah blah blah... yet at the end of the day you guys come running to the blog to read what is said... and then whine and complain... you get worked up, make insults and think you've achieved something... I just browse through the comments and move on to the next topic that will generate a buzz... Bottom line is, I intentionally say what I say to get under Regina people's skin irregardless of your opinion or sentiment towards the issue... So if that makes me the fool, what exactly does it make all these anonymous hate posters and God of War... as you guys are my puppets and I'm the puppeteer... yet supposedly I am an idiot... BUT somehow you guys do exactly what I want you to do.

So you guys keep it up. Keep the hate coming. God of War... make me a bigger main attraction than I already am... and let the games continue. You people are suckers for controversy and even better are suckers who can't post their own name... it's not my fault the majority are such cowards with an opinion... it is what it is.. you guys have proven it over and over... i just exploit it and you fail to realize that.


PS. All I do is blog, as it takes me a whole day to type of sentence as I learnt to use my first computer yesterday.

Julio

Anonymous said...

God of War aren't you the same guy that was beaking Collins at the start of the blogs, then Julio, then Kapila, and now back to Julio. You post on every blog and do it every time you make a post? Your not funny. All of the breaking news Julio has made have stemmed from ridiculous rumors except with a few jokes.
If your so opinionated and think your such a stud on these blogs and want to go to a head to head battle on the blogs why don't you post your name like DB, DG, Riggs, Collins, Nathan, and Julio? Or is it that your scared that if people know who you are, your going to get lit up. It's easy to beak anonymously, let's see how you fair when you post your name.

Jordian Chico.

Anonymous said...

I don't even bother with God of War. Still anonymous in my books which means he is a "spussy" as previously mentioned on these blogs.

Anonymous said...

This comment is for Julio. You try and mock people on here, and you try and indirectly hurt people based your childish ways. I have to agree with the people that have posted above my comment, when they say you just rip people apart if they leave their names. Your nothing but a sick individual that has nothing better to do but post messages on all the blogs. Try making some friends perhaps? Everyone who tells you that your absolutely stupid, you come up with some querky way to act cool. No offense buddy, but I'm pretty sure if you look at the above posts that it is not the same person posting. I sure didn't write any of the above posts. By the looks of things ... your really starting to annoy people. If I were you, I would just shut up. It's a shame that this guy has nothing better to do. This blog is slowly becoming boring and no better than Braden. And yes, one person like this Julio guy can ruin it for everyone.

Anonymous said...

I think for every 1 Julio posts there are at least 5-7 replies. I know for a fact they are written in a certain method which is humorous as have you ever stopped to think why his posts are controversial for no reason?
Rumors were that he even wasn't going to post on the blog this year until he was approached by Brown, so I highly doubt it's to gain attention.

=Kapila

Anonymous said...

I hate to admit this, but all the anonymous posters who act like they know whats going on need to stop. Your making the rest of us look like idiots along with your self.
For starters I heard Afghan was trying to get all of ES Saskatoon players under contract, and it just fell through. Finally a last minute deal by ROI to land Julio??? Seems like a controversial move to say the least.
It's quite obvious that Julio, Mike, and whoever else posts on here are toying with people. As much as I dislike Julio, I quite enjoyed the commercial and I'd like to see more of those if possible. As for God of War, I'm sorry man but your pathetic. Your posts are lame and they aren't even funny. Even I noticed the trend that you post on every blog, you seem OBSESSED with Julio.

Anonymous said...

Pet Peeve: Anonymous posters that complain about people being on the bog too much. Don't act like you don't read every single blog every chance you get.

Pet Peeve 2: God of War. You lack originality and humor. Post on the Norway blog, you'll fit right in.

Anonymous said...

Ha!Ha! "complain about people being on the bog too much". I think you mean "blog". "Bog" is British slang for outhouse. Maybe they're reading the blogs in the bog!

Anonymous said...

Anon "29 March 2012 07:30"
Are you either Braden, Bart, Soheil, or Chico? If your not, then why are whining and complaining?
Soheil has posted on here and has gotten a good enjoyment over some posts, and he was taken a joke or two.

I think this blog needs to be adults only, and by adults I mean "No little girls, no little boys, and no cry babies!" You post has put a damper on the blog, Julio please keep them coming. I heard mumblings that there is a no Chico ad. I think MANY people loved it, let's see more.

Anonymous said...

Julio and God of War, get a life

Anonymous said...

I hate when anonymous people come on here and complain. Don't come on here if your offended, upset, or don't like the content. Take a look back and count the comments on any write up or section that invovles Julio. The comments are double, sometimes triple any other posting. Is he ruining the blog? I enjoy it and so do 76 other people apparently.

I am very glad you didn't post with your name as then you'd be the idiot. (Funny how anonymous people insult everyone when they are clueless)

God of War's Dad

Anonymous said...

I am not sure if I am the only one who has spotted this trend, but I'll enlighten everyone.

Julio, Riggs, God of War have all made "breaking news" in one way or another. A "handful" of anonymous (my specualtion is that it's the same guy, as I've visited the other blogs and noticed the same posts. I've also noticed comments made on other blogs that the poster was too scared to post on this blog) posters claiming to be extremely upset and will criticize and yet won't post with a name.

This individual is the same poster posting on every blog claiming that Julio posts on all the blogs (False Statement as I've been on all three blogs and Julio's posts are distinguishable)
This is the same poster that is afraid to place their name behind their post as he/she may get made fun of. (How old are you again?)

The last observation is that the God of War is the same individual that has copied and pasted anonymous comments on all three blogs before, as he continued with that trend once again. The God of War is the same individual that was making bounties and a fake email address for Julio. The God of War has such a vendetta against Julio, yet lacks the ability to stand behind his insults, threats, and accussations.

If you two have such a problem with Julio, be men about it and post your names. If not shut up as it just sounds like your complaining. If there is such an uproar with Julio's posts, why isn't anyone upset about Rigg's posts that contain very similar content.

In summary, a few anonymous people are ruining it for the majority. Unless you plan on being men and posting your name, then why even bother? It's tough to believe that Julio's posts are that offensive, as I have read them and they are mere overexaggerations, and are much similar to what Sean Riggs has posted aswell.

I am annoyed by anonymous posters, yet I know what happens when their posting abilities are limited. I felt the need to speak up, as their comments are unwarranted, unreliable, and skew the general view of this blog.

Annoyed Blogger

Anonymous said...

Riggs,

If Julio wieghs 300, where do you place tubsters like Ryan Strassburger, Kirk Evan, Karl Dahle, and Tristan? Those guy weigh a ton or what?

Has anyone read the Norway blog as of late? I think Braden has a crush on Chico! I hope the Greeks spank Norway bad!

-ESsuperFan

Anonymous said...

War of God is not Chico. He would never beak Kapila as they are good friends. Also why would he beak Huskies when they helped him improve significantly in the last couple years. I don't believe he left due to a problem with Bryce, or the program either. Also Chico and Soho can take a joke and obviously know that Julio is joking around. It is obviously someone with a personal problem with both Kapila and Julio as they never beaked Gerald as anonymous (yes we know you are the same guy) and never say anything about me when Julio blatantly steals all of my ideas for his posts! Haha, I think I know who it is, but would rather leave it up to him/them to fess up.

I don't think I've read one thing that Julio has written that is even remotely offensive. If someone is crying over this stuff they must have been spoiled pretty bad by mommy and daddy. Personally, I can't wait for Julio's daily updates and commercials. I've had some great laughs over the past week, even when big, bad, mean Julio threw a couple jabs in my direction.

Riggs

Anonymous said...

I think Chico is having a blast reading all the jokes! I am pretty sure he loved his commercial too... Soheil finally came through and managed to strike gold and the Nike media team creating something very inspiring!

Very good observations. Chico, Soho, Bart, Riggs and Dufus have been the brunt of the comments. Now Chico is a buddy, Riggs and Soho both posted that they had laughs... and lastly the Polish Playboi even got into the spirit of things... the only one I could care less about is Dufus; as I hope his panties are in a bunch reading what is written. The others have some a good sense of humor, that all these allged anonymous people that are angered... I am not too sure why you guys are sour Sallys as no comments have been directed your way... public forum or non-public form. Are you just upset that you didn't get included in the fun?

I even dropped a Flava Flavs zinger and the kid messaged me about having a laugh. So if your going to preach non-sense, atleast have some backing behind what you say and stop posting repeatedly as an anonymous as then your just creating clutter on the blog.

Most NORMAL team environments have people chirping and beaking each other, it is what it is... I never knew Regina teams missed that part of sports, prolly whining like little school girls if someone said anything remotely controversial.

Mike, can we please get back to some good times. I am hearing rumors that Soho pulled some serious strings and Chico has a new ad that needs to be airred to the masses. I heard that it is even better than the first commercial which was epic.


Julio

Anonymous said...

Dear God, Get real dude. You need to go back to your div 4 girls team instead of trying to provide your incredible soccer insights. You obviously have an issue with Kapila. Get over it chump. No body really cares. Beaking Julio will just result in a verbal beating. Go ROI!!

Anonymous said...

God of war is Jordian "Chico"